Gently mix dressing ingredients together, cover, and refrigerate while you prepare the res of the salad.
Take the head of iceberg lettuce and slam the core on the countertop to loosen the core, or cut out the core.
Rinse the inside with water, and turn it back upside down to drain. When drained, cut in either 4 or 8 portions depending on how big you want the serving size.
On a serving platter or individual plates, assemble the salad in this order: wedge of iceberg, bleu cheese dressing, egg, bacon, tomatoes, green onion, more blue cheese crumbles.
Notes
Make sure you have both a fork AND a knife when you eat this. ENJOY!